mjhammer, SpainishPoint

If it is you be in good company with ***Elisha Otis, James Hetfield, John T Scopes, and Gordon Scott***

You know, when you're in an "Elevator" and it starts to fall and you feel "Helpless"? It kind of makes you feel like a "Monkey". Think Tarzan could save you?

Don't let anyone make a monkey out of you on yer birthday.