MisterWizard, djhonea , kyle485 , iswillstep

If it is you be in good company with ***Marco Polo, James Fenimore Cooper, Agatha Christie, and Howard Waldrop***

Know why Marco Polo never found the "silk route"? it was because of "The Night of the Cooters". He could just as well have found "The last of the Mohicans" and probably should have taken "...The Orient Express"

Don't let those Cooters spoil yer birthday.