Mercator, rastewart , Hawgster , mjhammer, SpainishPoint

If it is you be in good company with ***Elisha Otis, Tony Bennett, James Hetfield, John T Scopes, Haystacks Calhoun, and Gordon Scott***

So what would you do if someone called you a monkey's uncle? If you were a big guy like "Tarzan" or a big bad wrestler you might say "So What". Maybe if you "left your heart in San Francisco" when the "Elevator" ran away you'd be wishing you were swinging through the trees.

Don't let anyone call you an Ape on yer birthday.