Since there are no birthdays today that means by my authority everyone has a special day today and you are authorized to go out and buy yourself some item of shaving paraphernalia. If your significant other has a beef tell em to see me.

Today's celebrity birthdays are: Groucho Marx, Bud Abbott, Avery Brooks, Persis Kambata, and Sting***



No, no funny guys here cause a trip into outer space is very "fragile".


Have a great one.