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08-15-2010, 08:25 AM #21
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08-18-2010, 01:04 PM #22
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08-21-2010, 07:32 PM #23
How about a living handle? Keeping a live badger around will actually provide all of your shaving needs. Just hold his back against your face while he thrashes about to lather up, and then flip him over to let the razor sharp claws take care of that stubble.
Heck, it's a complete automatic shaving system!
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08-22-2010, 01:55 AM #24
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08-24-2010, 07:52 PM #25
This thread just amused the hell out of me....of course I'm not sure how many of those ideas were for real, but still...wait, wait, how about one of those Jaegermeister shot glasses with the deer head? Totally doable I think!
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08-24-2010, 08:02 PM #26
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Thanked: 48hey i got a 20mm cannon round gathering dust in my shop mmmmmmmm i just might do that. great post. i also like the barbie idea but dont think it would fly with my swmbo
Last edited by cutalot; 08-24-2010 at 08:06 PM.
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08-31-2010, 04:28 AM #27
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Thanked: 182you this sounds alot liek ready made art but its useing art so im good with it
i too am a fan of the house badger tho (maybe not for the shave part )
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08-31-2010, 06:00 AM #28
I had a thought a while back, but didn't post it. I'm watching a PnG commercial right now and am thinking why not. We could market a brush to the vibrating 16 blade guys by purchasing the handles from adult stores then gutting them for the innards (you wouldn't want them to look that way!). Make a cheap REPLACEABLE brush from...I don't know...Persian cats. (Don't kill them just cut their hair off!!!) Or even the rare domesticated urban ape. Then sell the idea to PnG for billions!
"The micro-vibratory action lifts the hairs clean off of the face before the first of 16 blades touches your skin. The blades are now thinner than ever so they remove every last hair that the brush removes, but we left the cutting angle the same so you get the same comfortable shave you never received before with our previous 15 blade model! Call now!!!"
Or maybe I need to find another case of MST3K figurines and Veleno142 and I could share them laughing at the outsiders who have never fully grasped the idea of spindly worthless arms and a bubble head or a bowling pin for a mouth.
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Ok maybe I'm tired.
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09-01-2010, 08:59 PM #29
Love the small piston idea, maybe like the piston out of a weed eater or something...
Of course the pistons I'm used to working on are from a 10.25" bore x 10" stroke... We make ash trays from them...
Think a chrome socket would be a neat idea...
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09-01-2010, 09:17 PM #30
I've often thought of a hula girl from the waist up being the handle and the knot being her crass skirt. Maybe one of these days, I'll get around to carving it.
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