Thread: Place your entries for the contest here.

I'm surprised that no one commented on the diaper and BBS... I'm disappointed.

Originally Posted by Yochatman

I'm surprised that no one commented on the diaper and BBS... I'm disappointed.

In a million years I wouldnt of thought of a diaper
Now thats thinking outside the box

Bart the Brush Dog is getting excited at all these lathering oddities! He is starting to feel MUCH better about himself! Let's have some more!!

Originally Posted by sharptonn

Bart the Brush Dog is getting excited at all these lathering oddities! He is starting to feel MUCH better about himself! Let's have some more!!

Who is Bart the Brush Dog's sidekick? Am I the only one eyeing up those ears as potential lathering tools?

That would be Foxie, his girlfriend. I would be bitten 3 times if I tried it. The last bite would be SWMBO!

Bart is Confused! (Got his toenails trimmed today. He is greased lightning!)
We gotta contest going, thanks to Guys who voted FOR the occupational brush deal, yet put in a fine, FINE effort, being
Tarkus and Joamo! Guys who voted for it and entered.... are........Cangooner! Guys who did not even vote on contest theme, like ZeroCool putting in a super sweet entry, along with Unit and Jfleming. What has Bart baffled is where is 111Nathaniel, Cavere, and who can forget Deerhunter, who is old enough to vote, raise chickens, shave, AND compete in the contest which he voted for.
Bart wants to ask? Where's the BEEF!

In a blatant bid to secure the support of Canadians, Russians, Swedes, Finns, Czechs, and Slovaks, Cangooner Enterprises presents the latest in lathering technology: The PMP 5030 (aka the McCracken). Not only does this provide a platform for extremely smooth lather application, it also provides a timely solution for the main problem vexing the Canadian economy: what to do with all the idle hockey sticks during the lockout?

Having secured and taped your new PMP 5030 brush, ensure that all breakable objects have been securely stowed before lathering. Remember you have five feet of lumber protruding from your brush. And yes, while a wide selection of composites are available, Cangooner Enterprises still favours the wooden Paul Coffey model PMP 5030. Knowing how prone composites are to breaking at inopportune times during games, we favour the wooden stick for its traditional durability and retro chic. It is nicely curved to deal with those tough to reach areas on the other side of your face, your neck, etc., while still having enough of a flat area near the heel to allow for a decent backhand. You paid for both sides of the stick, so you might as well be able to use it, eh?



If, like me, you shoot left, you will want to use the backhand side of the blade on the right side of your face, and the forehand on the left. Vice versa for righties. Please note image is reversed in a mirror here.



Vote Early! Vote Often! Bart & Foxie 2012!

Bart wonders if anyone else sees a resemblance between Cangooner's pictures and his avatar?
Bart feels it is uncanny! (He is having a snack!)
Cangooner is having a STICK! eh?





OH! Bart barked and whined until I finally saw your note in the mirror. Bart and I decided you have good taste and observation. Bart is putting it on Facebook as we speak!