Thread: We need some funny once in awhile.

I hesitated before I posted this. Why? Well I noticed since I first came here there was no joke section. Is it hard to find funny that won't offend somebody somewhere ? Being part polish I used to know and tell many a polish joke. It leaves the younger dumbfounded because they don't understand the whole "dumb Pollack" concept so for that reason and with the help of blondes I pretty much stopped telling jokes. There are many theories on how this term came about but here is a link to wiki answers.com if you care to read 1 version of the truth. Where do pollock jokes come from
The interesting thing I read (and have no link to) was that after the war, Poland was the only country invaded that still had most of it's treasures,art,buildings,monuments,etc, intact. They only needed a month to hide everything, and by giving in they actually saved their country in the end. This is perhaps why Hitler killed all with a higher education or fine talent.
This all made it easy for me to enjoy polish jokes because I knew that they were just that,,,jokes. Even if someone had intended to offend they had no power to do that because I knew the truth of the matter.

I don't wish to start a thread where people post anything offensive but I would like to see a place for some funny around here !!

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Let's share funny you could tell your preacher or a 5 year old :<0)

why did the chicken cross the road?

Originally Posted by bombay

why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the frying pan wasn't too far behind....run chicken run !!!!

Okay here's a few.........I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

We did away with the joke thread because it crossed a line. It wasn't a matter of some cutesy jokes that were a tad off color or that a rare person would consider offensive. It became a place to post vulgar stories and "jokes" that violated the family orientated mission of this site.

So, just keep that in mind.

Here's a few...more on the geek side.

What does a subatomic duck day? Quark.

What did Capt. Picard say about the broken sewing maching? Make it sew.

Two chemists walk into a bar the first one says "I'll have some H2O." and the second one says "I'll have some H2O too." - The second one dies.

Originally Posted by cahnwulf

Here's a few...more on the geek side.

What does a subatomic duck day? Quark.

What did Capt. Picard say about the broken sewing maching? Make it sew.

Two chemists walk into a bar the first one says "I'll have some H2O." and the second one says "I'll have some H2O too." - The second one dies.

The all consuming black hole says to the solar system....I'm not fat, I'm just big Bosuned !(sory,I'm not a scientist,best I could do)

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

We did away with the joke thread because it crossed a line. It wasn't a matter of some cutesy jokes that were a tad off color or that a rare person would consider offensive. It became a place to post vulgar stories and "jokes" that violated the family orientated mission of this site.

So, just keep that in mind.

Sounds fair to me, keepin it G.

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