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    Answer this:

    The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
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    Deodorant.
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    Seeing as my father was an undertaker, this one was quite familiar

    A coffin
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    Um, all of them, any of them that have been in front of me over all these years....


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    How about this one?

    I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?

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    A hole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Birnando View Post
    Seeing as my father was an undertaker, this one was quite familiar

    A coffin
    Spoilsport!
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    Here ya go...

    I have freedom from hate but not from lies. I'm usually seen through clouded eyes. I come unexpected though you wait for me all your life. I can't be bought yet some people try.

    What am I?
    "Willpower and Dedication are good words," Roland remarked, "There's a bad one, though, that means the same thing. That one is Obsession." -Roland Deschain of Gilead

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    Love.

    And I didn't win the first one ?????
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    No,,,,,,,,
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    A coffin, thats the last thing I will ever need.

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