Quote Originally Posted by onimaru55 View Post
I finally acquired enlightenment.
I can catch trout on a hook that looks like a fly.
I can be laconic or sesquipedalian .
I can be fickle but have been straight shaving for 30 years.
I can see reflections in muddy water.
I can act without thinking or I can procrastinate.
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I like large gluteus maximi & cannot fabricate falsehoods.

And...I can eat 50 eggs... in an hour.
Ahhh...50 eggs in an hour!! You sure there isn't a Cool Hand in front of your name and no, "failure to communicate"?