I finally acquired enlightenment.
I can catch trout on a hook that looks like a fly.
I can be laconic or sesquipedalian .
I can be fickle but have been straight shaving for 30 years.
I can see reflections in muddy water.
I can act without thinking or I can procrastinate.
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I like large gluteus maximi & cannot fabricate falsehoods.
And...I can eat 50 eggs... in an hour.
