Walking on water wasn't built in a day.
-- Jack Kerouac
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Walking on water wasn't built in a day.
-- Jack Kerouac
Life’s too mysterious to take too serious.
Mary Engelbreit
Hubbard's Law:
Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out of it alive.
Nothing you do is going to matter that much in the long run. Don’t take yourself so seriously.
Naval Ravikant
A little foolishness, enough to enjoy life, and a little wisdom to avoid the errors, that will do.
Osho
I would never join a club that would have someone like me for a member
Groucho Marx
My dogs and I have an arrangement. They poop; I pick it up.
(Seen at an online article)
You’re never wrong if you love and help people.
Maxime Lagacé
“There are three stages to a man’s life: Stud, Dud, Thud.”
Unknown
As the resident mastodon, at what age does the stud part end? :shrug:
As long it’s my opinion the. I’m all good :roflmao
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That thought was in the back of my head when I wrote it----
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There are very few things which patience will not allow to solve themselves.
A little foolishness, enough to enjoy life, and a little wisdom to avoid the errors, that will do.
Osho
The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.
Alfred Adler
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long
Lyrics that originated from lyrics that Vince Gill's father wrote.
If there’s a single lesson that life teaches us, it’s that wishing doesn’t make it so.
Lev Grossman
One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.
-- Will Durant
“It could likely be that they [males] shag themselves to death.”3
Jaime Heiniger
(Speaking of the northern quoll Dasyurus hallucatus)
“A positive attitude may not solve your problems -- but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.”
– Anonymous
When you find a void in your life, don't turn to the scrap pile to fill it.
Me
"Why don't they just say it"?
Diamonds; That'll shut her up.
Ron White in reference to De Beer's Slogan of: "Diamonds Render Her Speechless".
We are addicted to our thoughts. We cannot change anything if we cannot change our thinking.
Santosh Kalwar
" When everything is said and done, STOP!"
“Our flag does not fly because the wind moves it. It flies with the last breath of each soldier who died protecting it.” –Unknown
"There was a time when those who arrived upon our shores left their countries to become Americans. Now too often they simply come to be in America."
-- my grandfather
"That which is earned is valued beyond even a gift from God."
-- Unknown
In every success story, you will find someone who has made a courageous decision.
Peter F. Drucker
“You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing, and by falling over.”
― Richard Branson
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"Start, fart, fumble and recover!"
unknown
Life is to be enjoyed, not endured.
Gordon Hinckley
There is no salvation in becoming adapted to a world which is crazy.
-Henry Miller
" Freedom is unnoticed until it is gone."
Anon
Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.
-- Kris Kristofferson, "Me and Bobby McGee"
See: it’s a never-ending upward spiral. And if you think at any point you’re allowed to stop climbing, I’m afraid you’re missing the point. Because the joy is in the climb itself.
Mark Manson
"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free."
R.Reagan
" Freedom, in its truest sense, Is an environment where one can make mistakes and learn from them. "
Anon
Our crisis is no longer material; it’s existential, it’s spiritual. We have so much f**king stuff and so many opportunities that we don’t even know what to give a f**k about anymore.
Mark Manson
If I only had a free hand, I could have everything I ever wanted, and more!
If I only had a free mind, I could think what ever I want to think about, plus some!
If only there were two of me, we could gang up on destiny, and master this world!
--a fool at the height of epiphany
" Biting the hand that feeds us, may prevent poisoning. "
Anonymous