So today I realized that the word "bed", actually looks like a bed...:shrug:
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So today I realized that the word "bed", actually looks like a bed...:shrug:
"Where the hell did all these Indians come from?"
Lieutenant Colonel George Custer,,,, June 25, 1876
It had to have been a horrible sight to his eyes when he ran into the middle of that hornets nest.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but 3 or 4 do.
One difference between a man and a machine is that the machine is quiet when well oiled.
rs,
Tack
:gaah: I'm not even going to ask where you got that quip,,,:nono:
Have never seen a motorcycle in the visitors car park of a Psychiatrist...
And if I remember correctly, from history class, they sent him back to where he came, for trespassin'Quote:
Originally Posted by Hirlau
Siamese twins married a nice girl name of Wright. So, yes, two Wongs can make a Wright.
~Richard
You cant cast a play in hell and expect to have angels as actors.......Cervantes
... well , yes, two Wongs do make a Wright then...Quote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
So could four Wongs make an airplane?
From "The Son of the Morning Star" - When his Crow scouts left Custer they noted his exhortations to his troops as they left...."Hurrah Boys, we got 'em now!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Hirlau
Custer had been warned by the Lakota not to come back to the Black Hills "with hostile intent" - they considered him family as he had fathered a daughter with a (Cheyene I believe) woman captured at the Battle of the Ouachita.Quote:
Originally Posted by whoever
So after the battle some of his in-laws reportedly punctured his ears with sewing awls, so that he might hear better in his next life...
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
rs,
Tack
I bet when he got to the" happy hunting grounds he listened then". It was a terrible battle some of the native Americans even said. One of the chiefs involved in the battle was chief Gall. Which means chief touch the sky. He was 6 foot 4 and weighted 360 pounds. His weapon of choice was the war club with blades on it. They said he looked like a wolf going thru a flock of sheep.
Custer lost 2 brothers and a nephew in that battle.....I bet he whish that he listend to the Lakota now.
Found this on Craigslist...
The crusty Navy Master Chief noticed a new face and barked at him, "Get over here! What's your name, sailor?"
"John," the new seaman replied.
"Look, I don't know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy crap they're teaching sailors in boot camp these days, but I don't call anyone by his first name," the chief scowled.
"It breeds familiarity, and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my sailors by their last names only; Smith, Jones, Baker, Jackson, whatever.
And you are to refer to me as 'Chief' Do I make myself clear?"
"Aye, Aye, Chief!"
"Now that we've got that straight, what's your last name?"
The seaman sighed. "Darling, My name is John Darling, Chief."
"Okay, John, here's what I want you to do ....
well, its one way to get your point across.Quote:
reportedly punctured his ears with sewing awls, so that he might hear better in his next life...
At least its Darling and not seamen, cumly or like wiseQuote:
Originally Posted by Utopian
They made 4 before they showed it offQuote:
Originally Posted by Utopian
I've had a no soliciting sign at my front door for a long time but I like this one better.
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Dang, I miss Kali and Tejas and the roach coaches! Drool!
~Richard
What do you call a blond standing on her hands.....A brunet with bad breath.
Attachment 215243 I like this response
Let's have a "who's better in bed" contest. I'm hoping to be a sore loser.
rs,
Tack
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Probably the only time I would be chomping at the bit to be one :yQuote:
Originally Posted by Tack
Bad analogies are like corn.
rs,
Tack
Bad beer is like a bad date.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tack
Can be applied to forums, occasionally: “Don't try to win over the haters; you're not the jackass whisperer.” ― Scott Stratten
I am the jackass and shout it from the mountain top :yQuote:
Originally Posted by Haroldg48
Both can cause trouble the next morning.Quote:
Originally Posted by whoever
When you are dead you don’t know you are dead. It is only difficult for the others.
It is the same when you are stupid.
"There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches:" --Will Rogers
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Tack
What my future Wikipedia entry will look like (mobile, collapsed) :)
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Nothing last forever if it did it wouldn't be special....Bram Stoker from the book Dracula
You are thinking there is going to be a trial?Quote:
Originally Posted by Phrank
Yeah, those Canadians can be pretty nasty with their coups.
No Chicken Coups there!Quote:
Originally Posted by Utopian
If no one comes from the future to stop you, then how bad a decision can it really be?
rs,
Tack
If you glance at yourself in the mirror, is that the present or the future you glareing back at you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tack
