Richard,Quote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
forgot to add, but if you have self doubt, you physically show it, and then who will put their faith in you
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Richard,Quote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
forgot to add, but if you have self doubt, you physically show it, and then who will put their faith in you
Some can't even check the air in their tires much less change a spare!Quote:
Originally Posted by whoever
women is a given, dudes, its just laughable ... but gets funnier when they don't have a jack or they have a one of those accordion jacks, that can barley support they weight and try to force you to use it , and just to shut them up you hummer them and make yourself look like a complete a$$Quote:
Originally Posted by engine46
but i was talking about the boys/"men"
I actually know some women who check air in their tires & work on their own cars/motorcycles!!!!! They make some men or should I say boys look bad...............Quote:
Originally Posted by whoever
Actually some don't even have enough in themselves to even be a boy!
I'm going to constantly state this is a thread for quips. The short, pithy kind. Anything else is digressing into discussions of too many things that get too far afield and sometimes into dangerous territory. There are many threads for general discussion, use them, or start a discussion thread of your own.
I'm sorry if I have disrespected you or others, it was not my intention.Quote:
Originally Posted by Razorfeld
From now on, I will reply to the member in the thread I replied to in a pm.
God bless.
Respectfully,
Steve
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
-Oscar Wilde
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Always borrow from pessimists; they never expect to get it back.
There's nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won't aggravate.
rs,
Tack
Spare the rod spoil the child
That was before Child Protection Act and the Nazi's running it.Quote:
Originally Posted by outback
... I thaught, we agreed , not to let that secret out .... :lurk:Quote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
Easy come easy go
With proper diet, rest, and exercise a healthy body will last a lifetime.
"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you never know if they are genuine."
Abraham Lincoln
Never take your sleeping tablets . . . at the same time as your laxitives!
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Secretary Seward ; "Sir, they were quoting you today on the internet."
President Lincoln ; "Inner What ???"
Is he alone who has courage on his right hand and faith on his left hand?
-- Charles Lindbergh,
aviator
It's Twofer Friday so remember: Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
rs,
Tack
Write drunk; edit sober - Ernest Hemingway
He's only half right as it pertains to internet posts!
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
― Ernest Hemingway
'Tis more blessed to give than to receive; for example, wedding presents.
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Tack
Do unto others before they do unto you
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
Don't discount bacteria ........it's the only culture some people have!
if you can do it drunk as well as sober, than you are a jediQuote:
Originally Posted by 32t
Possibility is like a little dog humping an elephants leg, it never forgets to dream big!!!
--- Dr L. C. Wilde
There's a fine line between courage and foolishness. Too bad it's not a fence.
rs,
Tack
A drunken tounge tells no lies.
Bar owner S. Ohio
Right - drunks, children, and yoga pants always tell the truth.Quote:
Originally Posted by outback
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Tack
Also a very fine line between Courage and desperation!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tack
That's why they put it in a bottleQuote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
They say money talks.
Mine just waves goodbye
Courage and or crazy
The problems that exist in the world today cannot be solved by the level of thinking that created them - Albert Einstein.
On this day in 1981, Armenians and Azerbaijanis in Stepanakert, capital of the Nagorno-Karabakh autonomous region, rioted over much needed spelling reform in the Soviet Union.
rs,
Tack
True, think harder and longerQuote:
Originally Posted by jfleming9232
If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we solve it!
PEER'S LAW: The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.
