Thought that fell under busting/kissingQuote:
Originally Posted by Utopian
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Thought that fell under busting/kissingQuote:
Originally Posted by Utopian
TnA, TnA TnA :-)Quote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
Duly noted, good point!Quote:
Originally Posted by Utopian
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If men acted after marriage as they did during courtship, there would be fewer divorces.. and more bankruptcies. --Frances Rodman
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R.P.'s Observation:
All conversations with a potato should be conducted in private.
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The eyes have it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tack
Ah, that was too easyQuote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
If she stayed the same after the ring, it would dramatically help the cause.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tack
Problem was. . . she strayed the same after the ring.............
You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing.
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The more you complain, the longer God keeps you around
Did you ever notice:
The Roman Numerals for 40 are "XL."
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I have learned that the best way to lift one's self up is to help someone else
-- Booker T. Washington,
educator, writer and orator
ah, tie a rope around them , and hall 'em up with youQuote:
Originally Posted by MJC
Depends on the person and where the rope is tied around them!Quote:
Originally Posted by whoever
Viewpoints change!
There's way too much Pro-Trump drum beating and Anti-Trump venom. Can't we just all agree that we don't like Jeb Bush?
(Meant only as a humorous comment; let's NOT start a political discussion!)
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waist or neck, whatever suits you at the momentQuote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
Some people are like slinkies: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
James.
I like the old fashioned stump hanging.Quote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
Fitting for pedophiles especially.
Aussie Toolkit: WD40 and Duct Tape. If it moves but it shouldn't, use duct tape. If it doesn't move but it should, use WD40.
James.
“There is nothing more deceptive than an obvious fact." --Sherlock Holmes, The Bascomb Valley Mystery
“Circumstantial evidence is a very tricky thing,” answered Holmes thoughtfully. “It may seem to point very straight to one thing, but if you shift your own point of view a little, you may find it pointing in an equally uncompromising manner to something entirely different."Quote:
Depends on the person and where the rope is tied around them!
Viewpoints change!
Been on a Sherlock Holmes bender the last few days!
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be the right number.
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Yep, ham isn't the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string.Quote:
Originally Posted by outback
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A little something to jump your mind.
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That just bring outside here, not limited to congressQuote:
Originally Posted by outback
"How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?" --Satchel Paige
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Only as old as you feel.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tack
if you knew your age at some point, one year younger than the last time you could remember {this year - years past) :-)Quote:
Originally Posted by Tack
Women: They have half the brains, but all the kitty.
:tu Exactly!Quote:
Originally Posted by outback
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Who did you feel lately?
Tired,wore out
What you don't know can hurt you.. only you don't know it.
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The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
Mark Twain
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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Doctors must go to school for years and years, often with little sleep and with great sacrifice by their first wives. --Roy Blount
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ignorance is still more expensive than a degree , even with the inflated tuition ratesQuote:
Originally Posted by Tack
That's just being outside, it's not limited to congress (couldn't edit the previous post)Quote:
Originally Posted by whoever
Veni, Vidi, VISA
I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
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