"Experience teaches you to recognize a mistake when you've made it again."
~Richard
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"Experience teaches you to recognize a mistake when you've made it again."
~Richard
The wife of a business partner is a psychiatric nurse. Also, my sister-in-law Jan was an every-kind-of-nurse and is now a PA. When I mentioned my partner's wife to Jan she remarked that the two most difficult types of nursing were geriatric and psychiatric nursing. If she had to choose, she'd take the geriatric patients. She said that even though you have to clean up a few more messes, either one will fling poo at you, and the oldsters seldom try to kill you.Quote:
..told my wife, who is a psychiatric nurse..
-->Respect for your wife.
rs,
Tack
If it turns out that I'm not immortal, I'll just die.
Any time you get a mouthful of scalding hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong.
rs,
Tack
"That's easy for you to spray....?"
~Richard
A bird in the hand is a messy affair.
Life is Life and fun is fun but everyone is sad when the goldfish dies
C'mon (and I have two of those) all you punsters, punksters, quipsters, quoters, and general all around cut ups, rack your brain, unleash your razor sharp intellect and humor. Come at this thread WTG, ATG and XTG of scathing, or soothing, or sarcastic, but always scintillating swipes at the human condition as we view through our clouds of suds the irritating world around us. With all due and humble appreciation to two of this threads ardent supporters please don't let it become the Tack & Geezer Show. They have been demonstrating great depths of knowledge of the human condition and I as originator of this thread cannot alone keep up with them. I thank them and I want to thank you, the viewer (and soon to be contributor) for all past and future submissions.:tu
In the summer my thermos keeps my tea cold, in the winter it keeps my coffee hot
I wonder how do it know the season? :shrug:
Wasn't Thuvia made of mars bars?
rs,
Tack
For large values of one, one equals two, for small values of two.
rs,
Tack
Had a math teacher that was writing a book on the "New"math. She was a calculating wench!
~Richard
When in doubt, deny all knowledge.
If at first you don't succeed, hide all evidence of your attempt.
Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat.
Or in uddered words Defeet smells
~Richard
It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
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You know it's Monday when you wake up and it's Tuesday.
rs,
Tack
The man was so short, he had to stand on a couch to comb his hair.
re: The theft of the radio actives in Mexico:
A comment by Ron:
You have the right to remain glowing. Anything you say can make your teeth fall out.
Was unfortunate today to get caught in a line with a real angry bore.
Reminded me of the comment of an old Insurance salesman:
"The human race is like the human body; A lot of nice soft skin, an asshole, a c**t or a Pric*%"
40 years has convinced m,e he was correct.
~Richard
What's another word for "thesarus"?Quote:
BDRebel, rename a couple of your razors and enter the fray flaying away at the verbiage, armed with your razor wit and a dictionary/thesaurus.
rs,
Tack
ps- when I was a kid I thought that the thesaurus was a book about a boy, Roger, and his pet dinosaur
Dinosaurs aren't extinct; they're masquerading as TV programming directors.
~Richard
A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
There is no substitute for good manners, except perhaps, fast reflexes.
rs,
Tack
Experience - - ex·pe·ri·ence. noun / What you get when you didn't get what you wanted
Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.
~Richard
A man who pulls his own tooth has a fool for a dentist.
(I think I'll need an oral surgeon now)