welll, he can stay there, I'll go to the other "better" warehouse ":roflmao
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welll, he can stay there, I'll go to the other "better" warehouse ":roflmao
If you are smart enough to know that you're not smart enough to be an Engineer then you're in Business.
rs,
Tack
Takes a savvy supervisor to make a union mechanic work!
Try having a former insurance agent tell you how to make human induced pluripotent stem cells. Now that was a joke!
Hey, don't insult the mechanics.
Back to quips...
Several scientists were all posed the following question: "What is two plus two?"
The mathematician stares blankly at the interviewer for a second, then says "four."
The engineer whips out his slide rule (so it's old) and shuffles it back and forth, and finally announces "3.99".
The physicist consults his technical references, sets up the problem on his computer, and announces "it lies between 3.98 and 4.02".
The philosopher cogitates for a while, then announces: "I don't know what the answer is, but I can tell you, an answer exists!".
The Logician replies: "Please define two plus two more precisely."
The sociologist: "I don't know, but isn't it nice talking about it?"
The Medical Student says "4" All the others look at him astonished and say: "How did you know?" The Medical Student replies: "I memorized it."
The economist looks at the interviewer cautiously, shuts the door, pulls down the shades, and whispers: "What would you like it to be?"