The butterfly dances
Because her philosophy degree is useless
And she really needs the money.
rs,
Tack
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The butterfly dances
Because her philosophy degree is useless
And she really needs the money.
rs,
Tack
Universities are places of knowledge. The freshmen bring a little in with them and the seniors take none away, so knowledge accumulates.
rs,
Tack
The best part of marriage is the divorce.
Noted as the screwin' you get ferr the screwin' you got.
"Just and equitable division of the assets."
:roflmao
So my granddaughter is coming up on two, starting to put together sentences and we’ve been teaching her to count.
The other day, my son said she came up to him and said “Candy, peeze?” and pointed to the cabinet where the candy was stored.
So he gave her one piece.
A few minutes later she came back and said “More?”
He said, “No, I told you just, ONE.”
She smiled and said “TWO, THREE?”
He told me “OMG, I caved. If she had said four, five, I would have given her the whole freaking box…”
The best things in life are for a fee.
rs,
Tack
I told a women friend of mine at work who was going on a date for the first time in many years.
I told her to act polite and nice and then I told her " if he tries any thing fresh make sure you get the money up front first" she laughed her ass off.
A man and a woman met at a fancy bar and were hitting it off. The man asked; "Would you have sex with me for a million dollars"? She giggled "well yes."
The man then asked; "Would you have sex with me for Ten Dollars"? The woman said; "What do you think I am"?
The man replied: We've already established that, we're just haggling over the price.
Sorry Richard :shrug: