I was concerned why had not heard back from a member,, I'm such a dumb A$$,,, I had sent the PM to myself,,, :rofl2:
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I was concerned why had not heard back from a member,, I'm such a dumb A$$,,, I had sent the PM to myself,,, :rofl2:
In Robins Williams performance at the Metropolitan he was doing a thing about President Regan and Regan had said something that was repeated but with different wording and he said; Mr President, If you look up redundant in the dictionary, it says; see redundant then scratched his headQuote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
Out of respect, I do hope I got that right/or at least close. :shrug:
John:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hirlau
Repeat this 50 times:
Don't do something Roy would do. Don't do something Roy would do. etc
hehehe
My thoughts were , "Why would he send the PM back to me without some kind of answer?" :shrug:
Been There/Done That :banghead:
Chaste makes waste.
Chastity is its own punishment. (David Gerrold)
Yesterday by 110 pups:
" Old scales get bug bites and web sites get bytes of bugs. "
~Richard
Question without notice gets answer without thought
People ask stupid questions for a reason...people are stupid.
~Richard
"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency -- even if I'm in a Cabinet meeting."
R Reagan
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
"Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his."
R Reagan
"Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement."
R REAGAN
"It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?"
R Reagan
It's funny how axe handles are made of wood...it's like the ultimate, "ferk you!" to trees.:mace:
While my friend razorfeld started this for 'quick one-liner's I hope he forgives me for hijacking his thread a little to some information about a man who was well known for his 'quips' and or short statements of Humor :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by mrsell63
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA7sP47e8tA
cuda, forgiven, but don't ask me my politics, ever.
While my fathers has been long dead and gone for 14 years this last February 4th at 5:20 pm he used to say that there were three things that you should Never Discuss:Quote:
Originally Posted by Razorfeld
Politics
Religion
And another mans woman
As by doing so you could lose a very good friend with a simple word or statement. :shrug:
With that said: So What's your take on the way the current administration's handling of the situation in Ukraine?
:roflmao:rofl2::roflmao :rofl2::roflmao :rofl2:
My apologies my friend, I'm just in a 'Jaunty Mood'! Please forgive me!
I do respect your wishes. I won't ever seriously ask you about politics.
Your Friend: Roy
But I might opine them in a weakened moment and have only myself to blame for the ensuing maelstrom.
While I believe that you speak and write two or three languages, could you translate what you posted so an Old Redneck Country can understand without spending hours online translating each 'fancy' word? :gaah:Quote:
Originally Posted by Razorfeld
hehehehehe
First I barely speak and write English my native language. I can swear in two languages and have forgotten two others.Quote:
Originally Posted by cudarunner
As for what I said, it translate this way, "If I open my mouth and say what I think politically all hell is going to break loose and I'd be blamed and banned.":soapbox:
Until I was 13, I thought my name was "Shut Up!"
Bedfellows make strange politicians.
In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. (Napoleon)
"Politically correct" is an oxymoron; nothing political is correct.
A bureaucrat is a politician with tenure.
University politics are vicious precisely because stakes are so small.
The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.
~Richard
f u cn rd ths u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmng
I can and I don't!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
"I cdn'uolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg: the phaonmneel pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rseearch taem at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Scuh a cdonition is arppoiatrely cllaed Typoglycemia .Quote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
"Amzanig huh? Yaeh and you awlyas thguoht slpeling was ipmorantt."
Wiki
well, that must be what life is like for dyslexics. its true that i could scan through that only marginally slower than something written normally, and it was probably easier to read than words spelled incorrectly.Quote:
Originally Posted by AndrewJM
however the premise that spelling is unimportant is untrue, you still need to know the first and last letters of words.
sleping es ipmorantt, udder wize u lok ingourent.Quote:
Originally Posted by AndrewJM
Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything
-- George Bernard Shaw,
Irish playwright
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
~Richard
If I were a bird, I know who I'd sh-t on first.
NEWTON'S SEVENTH LAW: A bird in the hand is safer than two overhead.
yeallr, Dmune...Quote:
Originally Posted by edhewitt
schleppers r ingourent...Quote:
Originally Posted by Razorfeld
edmund has 2 "d"s in itQuote:
Originally Posted by Neil Miller
Some help here guys....I am not great at bird identification, but from the pic I do know that there are four females and one male...
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A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose. (David Gerrold)
Ossifer Toody forn Rac 45?Quote:
Originally Posted by edhewitt
True story.....Facebook alert at our local swimming pool today.
"Swimming pool closed until further notice, we have had a code brown".
One of the comments
"That's the 4th time this month, what are you parents feeding your children?"
The swimming pool came back with
"Going by the size of the problem, alot."
Ok neil you have me, i've no idea what that translates to, though in my defence i have had 1.5 hrs sleep in the last 24 and almost 5 hrs in the previous 24.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neil Miller
KO, Dmuned! schleppin booty!Quote:
Originally Posted by edhewitt
