I shall withdraw my submission then....:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Razorfeld
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I shall withdraw my submission then....:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Razorfeld
Oh no you don't. If it is gone, put it back. I have redefined the meaning of 'Quip' to include the farthest reaches of a quip definition. Your groan is needed to span the breadth of meaning. Quip now includes quip, groan, how could you, snarky sayings and live with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phrank
My alter ego is condoning and blessing this act.
Then I want my "Like" back:). I thought that was pretty funny!Quote:
Originally Posted by Phrank
In another parallel universe life I have a religious doppleganger... my altar ego.
Always wanted to be a procrastinator, but never got around to it.
A cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?
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Originally Posted by Hirlau
:gaah::gaah: so there!!!
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Originally Posted by mrsell63
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Originally Posted by mrsell63
This could actually be a quip of the day. :rofl2:
Money talks but all mine ever says is "goodbye."
With proper diet, rest, and exercise a healthy body will last a lifetime.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Gotta have the e-quip-ment to do thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Hirlau
Shaving is too important to take solemnly!
You know you're getting old when an "all-nighter" means you didn't get up to pee.
You know my generation all too well!!Quote:
Originally Posted by TaipeiJake
~Richard
If you cant dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with BS
As I heard it, the BS is a degree foisted upon older students who have paid dearly for the privilege of having a useless piece of paper to be ignored by all possible job interviewers.
I was trying not to get a ban for language but I guess your idea is relevant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
Not really a problem on this thread! Allusions are welcome! Illusions keep the thread going.Quote:
Originally Posted by Batsmurf
~Richard
Hear, hear!
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Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
good or bad swing!Quote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
Only by Tommy Dorsey~
How about Duke?
Ahhhhh! Yeah!Quote:
Originally Posted by 32t
Never do you realize a person worth until you can no longer tell them
"The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones." - William Shakespeare
Julius Caesar, act 3
Someone asked me about my view on Lesbians.
Apparently, "Usually in HD" wasn't the answer they wanted. :shrug:
Udderly fascinating!
~Richard
Progress lies not in enhancing what is, but in advancing toward what will be
-- Kahlil Gibran,
Lebanese artist, poet and writer
In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us
-- Flora Edwards,
American author
(Another way to explain the PIF..)
If you see a man coming with the intent of doing you good, run! (Thoreau)
if you sit by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float past.
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Some chinese guy i mis remember whom. -CAM-
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Originally Posted by Phrank
Never let your schooling interfere with your education. (Mark Twain)
I could not agree more. Today's schools are getting more and more like institutes to brainwash young minds to conform rather than educating them to be free thinkers and progress forward.Quote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
"I'm now making a Jewish porno film. 10% sex, 90% guilt." — Henny Youngman
So beating left handedness out and learning by rote was progressive?Quote:
Originally Posted by Batsmurf
"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in." — Richard Jeni
Auto complete ooops or was it?
" The rap star received a standing ovulation!"
