Oh, it does, but you must change your boots first. Otherwise your just booting
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8086: The year you finally pay off your computer, peripherals, software, etc.
The sign says standing water but when I get there its always laying down
Just one damp thing after another!
There's another it says high water but I don't see any under the influence
My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs
work
Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward.
- Soren Kierkegaard
Every day is planned in advance
Phrank, I saw that quote another place earlier today. Quite the coincidence.
more than you, they figure that because they found one that will do the job of six , it ougt to be easy to get six to do the job of that one.
when now no one works they all sit and bs for eight hours and expect that they should be paid
Alarm clock that releases spiders.
NOW you are awake
no phallic objects would wake you up and piss you off
damn you got my on a slight omition, an alarm clock that sprayed them at you
The beer-cooled computer does not harm the ozone layer. (And it uses forget-only memory.)
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Twoud be nise if the differance butween babble and lucid quips were unnerstood/
!
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Next time you see someone dressed in camouflage… it’s not working…
Sometimes, the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other person was born an idiot
"Never try to explain computers to a layman. It's easier to explain sex to a virgin." --Robert Heinlein
(Note, however, that virgins tend to know a lot about computers.)
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Wow.
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I think they hired me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!
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I don't want to grow old only to look back over my life and think, "I could've eaten that!"
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Instead of going to Starbuck's, I make my own coffee, mispronounce my name loudly, and light a five dollar bill on fire.
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Reminds me of the old George Carlin joke, where the new Undercover Cop is buying some dope and the guy says. This sh—will make you feel like the top of your head is coming off.”
The cop says, “Why don’t I just smoke a cigarette and you hit me in the face with a shovel?”
"Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean that you shouldn't dance." --Alcohol
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Great designers are rarely, ever happy... they just run out of time.
– Brian Fuller
Parents today are worried about just two things: What their sons download and what their daughters upload.
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Kindness, at least actual, is in our power, but fondness is not
-- Samuel Johnson,
poet and essayist