Thread: Had surgery today

I git circed the day I was born,could not walk for a year

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Last July I haf the inguenal done. Dude, you're gonna regret taking a piss.....for about 4 days.

Been there and done by that. No problems when i followed the advice of the support staff in the hospital. Almost nothing today but back in the 40's it was five day hospital stay. You are a lucky man!
I had a umbilical a few years back and they sent me home with a few pills after the I came out of the anesthetic.
Take care and follow orders!!
~Richard

Originally Posted by souschefdude

Last July I haf the inguenal done. Dude, you're gonna regret taking a piss.....for about 4 days.

I have pissed many times and no problems whatsoever. Haven't had a BM yet though so I may be drinking some Milk of Magnesia soon.

Thanks everyone for your well wishes and stories. I appreciate it.
Despite the pain God is still good.

Be well and prosper! Easy piss means no swelling to speak of...again, you came out well!
~Richard

Originally Posted by pixelfixed

I git circed the day I was born,could not walk for a year

Haha! I love it!

Originally Posted by ProudMarineDad

Haha! I love it!

Had a frenuloplasty on it a couple of years ago. At the time I was working a temp job in a warehouse. Well, it wasn't done while it was work. But as it was a temp job it was a case no work, no pay. I ended up returning to work a bit too early and looked far from dignified as I shuffled bow-legged about the place, an occasional grimace of pain flashing across my face. I'd say I bore more than a passing resemblance to a heavily constipated John Wayne. But I doubt John Wayne would've had such a pleading note to his voice as he asked his boss if there were any bandages about the place because the chaffing was driving him insane. So definitely dreading the cirumcision. I can only hope that when it happens I handle it with the same level of dignity as the guy in the hospital bed opposite me. I'll not forget the calmness in his voice as he beckoned a nurse over, lifted his bed sheet, and in the same level tone of voice a person might use to ask for the wine list, he politely said "Nurse, is this supposed to be bleeding like that?"