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    Default Need help with warning sign text dog.

    Hey all, I'm in need of some help. I am looking for an epic text to put on a warning sign to put on my house. Sign will show a picture of my dog and the text.

    And I'm looking for anything other then "beware of dog" . Something that screams, stay out, or get dismembered or something. Will defend my house, or owners or something... I'm Dutch, but am looking for English text.

    Here's one of my guard dogs and the pic most likely to be used. ( dogs are Bouvier des Flandres )




    Any help would be greatly appreciated
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    Trespassers will be eaten.
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    Beards beware
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    Read somewhere that you need to be careful about signage. W as it here with someone's no trespass signs????

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    subject to erratic behavior

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    Over here it's the law that you have to have a warning sign on each entrance point of your property/home to warn possible intruders that there are dogs present ( stupid or what... ) What the signs says doesn't matter, as long as a burglar knows their are dogs

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    Dogs are friendly on the way in. You will not get out.
    Good judgment comes from experience, and experience....well that comes from poor judgment.

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    Ah, this should get our imagination started.

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    - I can reach 50 km/h, can you?
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    Just try it Bubba!!
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    In the middle of your sign place a picture of your dog.

    Above your dog's pic have the following text:

    I can make it to the fence in 2.3 seconds.

    ...and below your dogs picture.

    Can you?

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