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10-27-2013, 02:48 PM #1
Need help with warning sign text dog.
Hey all, I'm in need of some help. I am looking for an epic text to put on a warning sign to put on my house. Sign will show a picture of my dog and the text.
And I'm looking for anything other then "beware of dog" . Something that screams, stay out, or get dismembered or something. Will defend my house, or owners or something... I'm Dutch, but am looking for English text.
Here's one of my guard dogs and the pic most likely to be used. ( dogs are Bouvier des Flandres )
Any help would be greatly appreciated
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10-27-2013, 03:30 PM #2
Trespassers will be eaten.
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10-27-2013, 03:40 PM #3
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10-27-2013, 03:55 PM #4
Read somewhere that you need to be careful about signage. W as it here with someone's no trespass signs????
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10-27-2013, 03:58 PM #5
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10-27-2013, 04:09 PM #6
Over here it's the law that you have to have a warning sign on each entrance point of your property/home to warn possible intruders that there are dogs present ( stupid or what... ) What the signs says doesn't matter, as long as a burglar knows their are dogs
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10-27-2013, 04:37 PM #7
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10-27-2013, 06:41 PM #8
Ah, this should get our imagination started.
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10-27-2013, 06:45 PM #9
Just try it Bubba!!
"The sharpening stones from time to time provide officers with gasoline."
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10-27-2013, 06:55 PM #10
In the middle of your sign place a picture of your dog.
Above your dog's pic have the following text:
I can make it to the fence in 2.3 seconds.
...and below your dogs picture.
Can you?