Thread: Shave his belly with a rusty razor.....

So I was listening to some Sea Chantys that we could sing at work. I was listening to "What will we do with a drunken sailor" and one of the lines is shave his belly with a rusty razor. This line never held alot of mening to me till I started shaving with my straight, as many sailors no doubt did back in the day, and I couldnt imagine a more irratating thing to happen to me while I was pass out drunk. Someone had a sick sence of humor.

Well, as long as the edge isn't rusty and they use a silvertip brush with a quality soap like MWF, apply an aftershave (whether or not for sensitive skin) and the shave is performed by a comely lady with a steady hand and featherlight touch.

Originally Posted by Laurens

Well, as long as the edge isn't rusty and they use a silvertip brush with a quality soap like MWF, apply an aftershave (whether or not for sensitive skin) and the shave is performed by a comely lady with a steady hand and featherlight touch.

well I think I would rather be keelhauled until sober then be shaved with a rusty razor, since the implication is that the edge is dull and rusty.

It wasn't the belly being shaved when I learned it

Originally Posted by DaveTheGeordie

It wasn't the belly being shaved when I learned it

I can think of a few places I'd rather not have shaved with a rusty razor. If I'm right, the place you mean is on top of that list.

I did not learn it as the belly either but the command has females, better not risk "offending" anyone

I'd rather they put me in a rowboat 'til I was sober. Ear-lie in the mornin'.

They better have the styptic ready when there is rough sea.

I'm wondering why you are sining a sea chanty in Milwaukee.

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