Damn right. Id pay good money for that app!
Then the issue would be to learn to use it as a phone only.
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Damn right. Id pay good money for that app!
Then the issue would be to learn to use it as a phone only.
Edith Wharton, the writer, once said the following:
As Wharton puts it: “She sang, of course, ‘m’ama!” and not “he loves me,’ since an unalterable and unquestioned law of the musical world required that the German text of French operas sung by Swedish artists should be translated into Italian for the clearer understanding of English-speaking audiences.”
I'm taking it out of context to prove that humanity, even at it's best, loves to complicate as many things as possible before being pushed to clarify and simplify.
THIS was posted by a friend of mine today and I thought I'd share it. I know some of you, other than me, have young ones.
I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
My cousin just sent this! LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!
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People frequently complain about the police, but you rarely hear about the positive things they do, such as this incident involving a biker and a frozen carburetor.
Last January on a bitterly cold winter's day, a North Dakota State Trooper on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the roadside.
The biker was swathed in heavy protective clothing and wearing a full-face helmet to protect the face from the cold weather.
"What's the matter? asked the Trooper
"Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply.
"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."
"I can't," said the biker.
"OK, watch me closely and I'll show you." The Trooper unzipped and promptly warmed the carburetor as promised
Moments later the bike started and the rider drove off, waving.
A few days later, the local State Troopers' office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorcyclist.
It began: "On behalf of my daughter Janice…….
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:roflmao .
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Seen that one coming. Good one Roy.
While it's a bit late, this was in Tuesday night's paper--
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I've tried putting whiskey in coffee. It's better to skip the coffee.
Garbage day is early Friday morning. Last night I told my son to take out the garbage. He said sure. This morning I find the full bag in the kitchen next to the can with a new bag in it.
At least he took it out of the can......:banghead: