SRP poem thread

[AndrewJM]

Hi everyone,

I had an idea to see what sort of poem we could come up collectively... I'll start with the first 2 lines, please copy the poem posted so far into your post and add your 2 lines. That way we'll hopefully have a long (and weird) poem in one piece that is easy to follow...

This is a poem about straight razor place
A fine site 'bout shaving one's face

[edhewitt]

This is a poem about straight razor place
A fine site 'bout shaving one's face,
There are lots of good blokes,
But no mini mokes,

[JimmyHAD]

This is a poem about straight razor place
A fine site 'bout shaving one's face,
There are lots of good blokes,
But no mini mokes, and they allow jokes
For all their fine folks to be seen,
But insist that all jokes must be clean,

[kerryman71]

This is a poem about straight razor place
A fine site 'bout shaving one's face,
There are lots of good blokes,
But no mini mokes, and they allow jokes
For all their fine folks to be seen,
But insist that all jokes must be clean
There are those that don't abide, and
They soon find themselves banned

[Catrentshaving]

This is a poem about straight razor place
A fine site 'bout shaving one's face,
There are lots of good blokes,
But no mini mokes, and they allow jokes
For all their fine folks to be seen,
But insist that all jokes must be clean
There are those that don't abide, and
They soon find themselves banned
And of course we can always discuss
Stropping on the Hand

[kerryman71]

This is a poem about straight razor place
A fine site 'bout shaving one's face,
There are lots of good blokes,
But no mini mokes, and they allow jokes
For all their fine folks to be seen,
But insist that all jokes must be clean
There are those that don't abide, and
They soon find themselves banned
And of course we can always discuss
Stropping on the Hand
And if that's not your cup of tea,
yes, we discuss that too,
we can talk about what music you're listening to,

[Trimmy72]

This is a poem about straight razor place
A fine site 'bout shaving one's face,
There are lots of good blokes,
But no mini mokes, and they allow jokes
For all their fine folks to be seen,
But insist that all jokes must be clean
There are those that don't abide, and
They soon find themselves banned
And of course we can always discuss
Stropping on the Hand
And if that's not your cup of tea,
yes, we discuss that too,
we can talk about what music you're listening to,
RAD leads to HAD
And HAD Leads to BAD, don't forget about SAD

[SirStropalot]

This is a poem about straight razor place
A fine site 'bout shaving one's face,
There are lots of good blokes,
But no mini mokes, and they allow jokes
For all their fine folks to be seen,
But insist that all jokes must be clean
There are those that don't abide, and
They soon find themselves banned
And of course we can always discuss
Stropping on the Hand
And if that's not your cup of tea,
yes, we discuss that too,
we can talk about what music you're listening to,
RAD leads to HAD
And HAD Leads to BAD, don't forget about SAD
But who can be sad
with all that can be had
on a forum like this.
There's nothing but bliss
in the rad lil deal
of slurry and steel....
for the edge we chase
at the Straight Razor Place
is keen and smooth
as a mid summer's snooze!