Thread: ...just till I need glasses.

My shift at work changed this week and I flip flopped from early morning to late afternoon so that threw off my shaving schedule. So Sunday I started getting ready for work and realized that I had not shaved yet. I figure that I have enough time for maybe two passes, so I get everything together, jump in the shower quickly, apply the menthol pre-shave oil, hot towel to face, lather with Proraso, strop 40/40 and go to town with a razor I had not previously shaved with and had just gotten finished honing the night before. After two passes WTG & XTG I rinsed and applied a no name after shave cream. The long ride to work which is usually accompanied by slight irritation from the helmet strap, wasn't. All night long I was stroking my face in amazement, I couldn't keep my hands off, I was like a teen age boy with a girly magazine and a... well, let's just leave it at that. It's not that the experience is an unusual one for me, I have had BBS shaves pretty much consistently, it's just that I noticed this one even more so. My question is this, if we keep faceterbating will we go blind or can we do just until we need glasses?

I have found it gets boring after a short while :<0) Just pay attention to what worked and repeat every shave. It's more fun to get the ladies to do it for you so invite one to try it sometime. I find this much more pleasing and if your lucky you will find one that likes to do it all the time :<00

Originally Posted by 10Pups

I have found it gets boring after a short while :<0) Just pay attention to what worked and repeat every shave. It's more fun to get the ladies to do it for you so invite one to try it sometime. I find this much more pleasing and if your lucky you will find one that likes to do it all the time :<00

My wife has enjoyed my resurgence into the realm of SR's and will stroke my face when the opportunities present themselves but driving alone does not allow for such activity. I have tried asking random women to stroke my face but the outcome is usually less than stellar.

Well your married and that would explain your lack of hunting skills :<0) If the opportunity is presented in just the right way some women just go for it without being invited. These are the ones that might go for a leg shave. I have yet to test this theory though as I imagine a slap on the face to feel much like that sting of after shave which I am not really fond of.

My usual approach is to tell them that my wife has approved of me having a girlfriend and asking if they would be interested in filling the position. No real success with that so far.

Be careful what you wish for :<0)