Thread: UFOs

Hmmm i think boss tried to drug you but the amount was not enugh cuz then you would have seen them aliens land

I find it rather interesting that humans can consider themselves the only living things in the universe. We need hard facts and proof of anything different. Yet on any Sunday, millions upon millions will go to church and pray to something they can not even fathom let alone prove. Who is to say these 2 entities are not 1 in the same ? Either way, why should they make contact with us? Humans have something that separates us from all other living creature, free will. And look what we have done with it. What if Earth is a petri dish and they put us here ? Are they watching to see if any good grows in the dish so they can transplant it to another planet where we would consider it heaven ? Will they come one day and spray to kill all the weeds ? What if they are just like cowboys and keep coming around to check the herd without spooking it :<0)

I have seen an unexplainable thing in the sky and so I know how you feel. WHAT was THAT ! I don't think we are the only living beings in the universe and so maybe what we saw was another life form flying over. Or perhaps it's just another top secret experimental aircraft being tested right under our nose. It's nothing to fear, just something to wonder about.

The only real question; "Do they shave & with what?"

yup. They often fly hundreds of thousands of miles to doodle in our corn fields too. They is coming, them aliens they is coming! They are going to do weird medical experiments and anal probing.

On a more serious note. I too have seen unexplainable lights. I think that mathematically we cannot be the only advanced life in the milky Way. And not the candy bar either Hirlau.

My friend Mr L says our entire planet and it's inhabitants were manufactured by advanced beings to serve as an intergalactic amusement park. They come here for RnR to observe and play with us.

So, in the end the joke is on us.

If a ufo were ever to land in Belgium, and said 'take me to your leader', it would be quite a complicated exercise to figure out that one, considering that we have 6 overlapping governments and a monarch :P

Originally Posted by Bruno

If a ufo were ever to land in Belgium, and said 'take me to your leader', it would be quite a complicated exercise to figure out that one, considering that we have 6 overlapping governments and a monarch :P

Point them at the nearest pub and let them decide.

Well, all I can say about this is...



Oh, it came out of the sky
Landed just a little south of Moline
Jody fell out of his tractor
Couldn't believe what he seen

Laid on the ground and shook
Fearin' for his life
Then he ran all the way to town screamin'
"It came out of the sky"

Well, a crowd gathered 'round
And a scientist said, "It was marsh gas"
A spirit came to make a speech
About raisin' the Mars tax

The Vatican said, "Woe, the Lord has come"
Hollywood rushed out an epic film
An' Ronnie the popular said, "It was a communist plot"
Oh

Oh, the newspaper came
And made Jody a national hero
Walter and Eric said
They'd put him on a network TV show

The White House said
"Put the thing in the Blue Room"
The Vatican said, "No, it belongs to Rome"
And Jody said, "It's mine but you can have it for seventeen million"

Oh, it came out of the sky
Landed just a little south of Moline
Jody fell out of his tractor
Couldn't believe what he's seen

Laid on the ground a shakin'
Fearin' for his life
Then he ran all the way to town screamin'
"It came out of the sky"
Oh