Thread: I had a dream...

The other night I had a dream where I had, some how, managed to acquire every razor ever made. They were being delivered by USPS and it took them fourteen hours to unload the trucks that brought them. Then I woke up, looked at my bank balance and opened a can of beans, no salt to boot.

Forgot to add, also thought my name was Tom.

Originally Posted by Razorfeld

The other night I had a dream where I had, some how, managed to acquire every razor ever made. They were being delivered by USPS and it took them fourteen hours to unload the trucks that brought them. Then I woke up, looked at my bank balance and opened a can of beans, no salt to boot.

Forgot to add, also thought my name was Tom.

Oh, you poor, poor man!

Well now that is very understandable and not a big deal. However if you had also acquired every strop ever made now that would be something.

Just imagine what would happen when every straight user in the world descended on your house to get their razor back.

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

Well now that is very understandable and not a big deal. However if you had also acquired every strop ever made now that would be something.

Just imagine what would happen when every straight user in the world descended on your house to get their razor back.

If I remember right there was a bit in the dream where I was going to negotiate with Neil Miller for some strop time in return for him having visiting rights to his razors. But that was a little hazy, could have been Obie or gugi. Can't really remember.

Originally Posted by Razorfeld

If I remember right there was a bit in the dream where I was going to negotiate with Neil Miller for some strop time in return for him having visiting rights to his razors. But that was a little hazy, could have been Obie or gugi. Can't really remember.

T'wasn't a dream. THAT was a Nightmare!

I got most spooked by the Tom part.....

Originally Posted by Haroldg48

I got most spooked by the Tom part.....

TELL me about it!