Thread: The Book that Jaegerhund should have wrote

Hey everyone,

So my good friend, who usually gets the gifts that are so bad that they make you smile, got me this book called The alphabet of Manliness . Funny stuff (the first illustration is of a lumberjack punching santa). Really Brash and crude, but so funny that you can't stop reading. So I thought that I would share some with everyone.

conversation about lumberjacks:

"Her: who cares about lumberjacks
Me: ME

Her:Why?

ME: because they are manly

Her:I don't think that they are manly. I think they're stupid. They cut down trees with their muscles instead of their brains.

ME:You can't cut down trees with brains. You need an axe"

Okay not too funny in text. But if you look at the book it's great with illustrations. Not a great buy, but a funny flip through if you have a few minutes at the bookstore. I need to get a scanner to post some pics for everyone.

I could picture Justin in a lumberjack outfit punching Santa

the picture that got me to almost fall off the table laughing is of a lumberjack german suplexing a bull (it was the chapter about beef jerky)

"Torment makes cows taste better (I'm guessing that he's thinking that massaging a cow makes it more tender, so really beating it must make it melt) . I wish someone would make a farm where all the animals were punched, suplexed and verbally abused as much as possible before consumption. That way the taste of beef jerky would stay consistantly awesome"


yeah the author is twisted...

I have read the book. AMAZING! It is really crewd, but a good read if you're looking for something to laugh at. My favorite chapter had to be the one about Chuck Norris.

Matt

Originally Posted by custommartini

yeah the author is twisted...

Since we're getting such a kick out of the author's humor I think that would qualify all of us as being a little twisted

As long as we know we are a little twisted, here is a link to the authors web site.
Warning, he is very opinionated, and very twisted. If you are easily or even normally offended, then I wouldn't visit the link. If you do visit though, I suggest you check out his hate mail section.

Ok, with that said, here is the link.

I don't visit this site regularly at all, but I checked it out after the book. He is a little too out there for my tastes.

Matt

Holy Zeus, I can't live up to this "manly" thing anymore ---- let me neutralize this just a tad bit.

New Thread: I Want a Woman's Soap

Awwhhhh!!!! Now I can let my hair down (which goes to the middle of my back), loosen my panties, paint my toenails , and ease into reading my latest romance novel.

You silly men with your straight razors.


Justin (Jaegerhund the manly-man lives here no longer)

Originally Posted by jaegerhund

Holy Zeus, I can't live up to this "manly" thing anymore ---- let me neutralize this just a tad bit.

New Thread: I Want a Woman's Soap

Awwhhhh!!!! Now I can let my hair down (which goes to the middle of my back), loosen my panties, paint my toenails , and ease into reading my latest romance novel.

You silly men with your straight razors.


Justin (Jaegerhund the manly-man lives here no longer)

Only a manly man could write such a post

Originally Posted by Kentriv

As long as we know we are a little twisted, here is a link to the authors web site.
Warning, he is very opinionated, and very twisted. If you are easily or even normally offended, then I wouldn't visit the link. If you do visit though, I suggest you check out his hate mail section.

Ok, with that said, here is the link.

I don't visit this site regularly at all, but I checked it out after the book. He is a little too out there for my tastes.

Matt

I'm noting that Justin loks a little like the picture of the author in that link!!



Coincident.... I think not.
By the way, only a manly man or an roman soldier(whats the difference) would say holy Zeus

Originally Posted by JMS

Only a manly man could write such a post

I just can't win can I ---- back to the free weights, buffalo hunts, behind the line sniper missions, 18 hour Tractor-trailer hauls, etc, etc,

By-by ---romance novels, Celine Dion Records, bubble baths, etc. etc.

Justin

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man,
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I'm strong to the finich
Cause I eats me spinach.
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.