You know, I read this whole thread because I have always wondered what those big fancy calculators were for.

I must say that before I felt ignorant, but now I feel like a retard !

Or perhaps a Polish retard... reverse Polish retard ???

But wait... if you believe Polock jokes then a reverse Polock would be smart...

but if you factor in the retard.. ok so we assign X for retard, R for reverse and Y for Polock then the equation would be.. um...

( R + Y ) - X

Crap ! DOES ANYONE HAVE A CALCULATOR????




Feel free to rewrite my equation so it makes sense because I can't do anything other than basic (and I mean basic) math to save my life!

This is math (1+2)*(2+3)

This is me..



( I have nothing against the mentally handicapped, Polish, or reverse type people ( I'm gonna throw in Democrats too, just to be safe) and any use of these terms was strictly for the purpose of making light of my inability to do math which is in fact a mental handicap from which I have suffered all my life so don't hate me for being slow)