If I had My Druthers I Would:

*admit I am human with faults and see the 'macho' image as Madison Avenue garbage.

*admit I wasn't born with all the knowledge in the world and act as if I did.

*admit that sharpening a knife does not make me an expert razor honer.

*admit that GD's, Titans and the like are truly crap and it's only my pride keeping me from saying that because I'm spent money on them.

*admit that an attitude like 'my way or the highway' is a sure way to find yourself out on that highway.

*admit that acting like I have experience where there is really a void is to be labeled 'idiot'.

*admit that I was wrong and you were more correct than I was.

*admit that there might be some truth in the statement 'you reap what you sow'.

*admit that those with experience with an 8k shave actually know what they are talking about.

*admit that to cry is human and not a slam against masculinity.

*admit to the fact that I just might be a Ferengi

*and to admit that with out humor and a laugh a day makes me a dull, unresponsive, hateful person.

Just thinking.