Thread: If I Had My Druthers

If I had My Druthers I Would:

*admit I am human with faults and see the 'macho' image as Madison Avenue garbage.

*admit I wasn't born with all the knowledge in the world and act as if I did.

*admit that sharpening a knife does not make me an expert razor honer.

*admit that GD's, Titans and the like are truly crap and it's only my pride keeping me from saying that because I'm spent money on them.

*admit that an attitude like 'my way or the highway' is a sure way to find yourself out on that highway.

*admit that acting like I have experience where there is really a void is to be labeled 'idiot'.

*admit that I was wrong and you were more correct than I was.

*admit that there might be some truth in the statement 'you reap what you sow'.

*admit that those with experience with an 8k shave actually know what they are talking about.

*admit that to cry is human and not a slam against masculinity.

*admit to the fact that I just might be a Ferengi

*and to admit that with out humor and a laugh a day makes me a dull, unresponsive, hateful person.

Just thinking.

Danger! Danger Will Robinson! STOP THINKING NOW!

YOUR ADMITTING TO ALL THE WRONG THINGS...WHICH YOU MUST ADMIT IS A WASTE OF TIME!

The only admissions that matter are as follows:

1. I admit that I don't buy enough Razors, Hones, Strops, Brushes, Soaps, etc.

2. I admit that obviously I must not be Honing enough or else I wouldn't be wasting my time admitting to all this nonsense!

*** Of Course...I must ADMIT that this is JMOO! ***

Originally Posted by Wolfpack34

*** Of Course...I must ADMIT that this is JMOO! ***

Exactly, and that's why JMOO, used in a positive manner, improves the betterment of the individual, the society and the world. Better than OMOC (Only My Opinion Counts) which we see too much of.

truthful words, except the Ferengi part, I have smallish ears and take no pleasure in them being touched, I bought nicer teeth than they do.