Thread: It's A Burrito

Is That A Burrito in Your Pants,
Or Are You Just Glad to See Me??
(...People, there's NO WAY I could make this stuff up!...)

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Doctor Dressed as Captain America Stuffs Burrito in Pants, Gropes Woman at Bar

Wednesday, April 25, 2007
By Todd Venezia

A doctor in a Captain America costume went from superhero to super villain when he stuffed a burrito in his tights and groped a woman in a bar, cops said.

Dr. Raymond Adamcik — who hails from New Jersey and attended the state's University of Medicine — was busted Saturday while partying with a group of doctors all dressed as comic-book characters in Melbourne, Fla., according to published reports.

Things got ugly when he and his costumed comrades arrived by bus at the On Tap Café for a few libations.

"It was just a group of doctors that were traveling throughout the city going from bar to bar," a Melbourne police spokeswoman told a local TV station.

The red-white-and-blue-clad "captain" allegedly staggered up to a woman, pointed out the Mexican delicacy in his spandex pants and grabbed her in a private place.
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X-Man -
You have GOT to find a new set of friends!!!

-whatever

-Lou