Thread: It's A Burrito

Is That A Burrito in Your Pants,
Or Are You Just Glad to See Me??
(...People, there's NO WAY I could make this stuff up!...)

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Doctor Dressed as Captain America Stuffs Burrito in Pants, Gropes Woman at Bar

Wednesday, April 25, 2007
By Todd Venezia

A doctor in a Captain America costume went from superhero to super villain when he stuffed a burrito in his tights and groped a woman in a bar, cops said.

Dr. Raymond Adamcik — who hails from New Jersey and attended the state's University of Medicine — was busted Saturday while partying with a group of doctors all dressed as comic-book characters in Melbourne, Fla., according to published reports.

Things got ugly when he and his costumed comrades arrived by bus at the On Tap Café for a few libations.

"It was just a group of doctors that were traveling throughout the city going from bar to bar," a Melbourne police spokeswoman told a local TV station.

The red-white-and-blue-clad "captain" allegedly staggered up to a woman, pointed out the Mexican delicacy in his spandex pants and grabbed her in a private place.
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X-Man -
You have GOT to find a new set of friends!!!

-whatever

-Lou

Cap is a great guy when he's not hammered.

NOOO CAPTN!!!! America needs you

Hey X, No Jager for the cap next time!

Lucky that was Melbourne, Fla. and not Melbourne Australia!

There's only room for one red-white-and-blue-clad spandex pants wearing captain in this town!

Too bad they killed Capt. America in the comics. Anyone know if they ever brought him back?

Originally Posted by kd5tmu

Too bad they killed Capt. America in the comics. Anyone know if they ever brought him back?

Not yet, but it's only a matter of time.


Zombie Cap.

Purported deaths of Captain America
1964 - presumed dead in an explosion caused by Baron Zemo near the end of World War II; later revealed to have been plunged into a state of suspended animation after falling into cold water
1969 - presumed murdered by HYDRA; in the following issue, Steve Rogers admits to having faked his death so he could retire peacefully, and becomes Captain America again several issues later.
1978 - murdered by Korvac, who then resurrects him (on the next page)
1984 - killed during the events of the Secret Wars; resurrected in the following issue.
1989 - after being forced to give up the mantle of Captain America by the U.S. government, Rogers eventually reclaims the title from his replacement, John Walker, who as Captain America is killed and later resurrected to become US Agent
1992 - presumed assassinated by The Punisher and given a state funeral; it was later revealed that his death was faked for the Punisher's benefit
1996 - Captain America's supersoldier serum degrades and causes irreparable cellular damage; the Red Skull reverses the damage, though not until after Captain America is clinically dead.
1996 - presumed killed by Onslaught; eventually revealed to have been transported to a "pocket universe" and returns to normal Marvel universe continuity the following year
2001 - presumed killed by a bomb set off by Nazi soldiers living out their retirement in New Jersey; several months later, Captain America reappears in Marvel continuity without explanation
2003 - killed by Thanos; later, Adam Warlock manipulates reality to prevent that and other events from having occurred
2005 - killed alongside Wolverine at the hands of Thor in an alternate future
2007 - shot three times and killed by an unknown sniper, while being escorted into the Manhattan federal courthouse, days after his surrender to the NYPD ended the

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