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Thread: I was feeling silly this morning . . .

  1. 06-20-2015, 01:23 PM #1
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    Default I was feeling silly this morning . . .

    With apologies to the extremely devout . . .


    The shave is my respite; I cannot wait.
    My razor is honed to perfection: it lays there beside the warm scuttle.
    Shaves restoreth my soul: they leadeth me to the path of smoothness for it's own sake.
    Yea though I walk through the aisles of plastic cartridges, I will fear no hipster; for the shave is with me; thy balm and thy alum they comfort me.
    I will make lather before me in the presence of mine enemies: I have prepped my face with oil, my brush is now lathered.
    Surely smoothness and Clubman shall follow shaves all the days of my life: and I will strop on fine leathers forever.

    Amen . . .
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    Amen brother amen
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    Yup, you've got it bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobH View Post
    Yup, you've got it bad.

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    Hallelujah . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Orville View Post
    I will fear no hipster[/I][/B]
    ROTFLMFAO!
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    With this level of sacrilege, you are doomed to

    the barbershop.
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    Orville, ya old poet you..
    nice.
    And amen.
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    Sweet poetry. Maybe between you and Carl, we could get a poetry sub forum startedfor you guys.
    Why doesn't the taco truck drive around the neighborhood selling tacos & margaritas???
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    Yeah.......I was feeling silly this morning as well. It was Bliss!
    I woke up then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReardenSteel View Post
    Sweet poetry. Maybe between you and Carl, we could get a poetry sub forum startedfor you guys.
    Haven't seen carl around that much lately.
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