Thread: Confucius Say....

Confucius say: Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

he also say man with big razor has little doodle

Originally Posted by Bazz

he also say man with big razor has little doodle

He could equally say "man who drop razor while shaving naked has no doodle"

Confucius say "Man missing nose was cut-up."
Confucius say " Man with BBS shaved nether regions have close shave...by cracky!"
Confucius say 'Man reporting to draft board clean shaven BBS and released was de-furred"

Confucius say "Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger". Off topic I know.

Originally Posted by edhewitt

He could equally say "man who drop razor while shaving naked has no doodle"

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Confucius also say, "Don't talk about your doodle...is creepy."

Confucius sing "Yankee Doodle!"

Confucius say many things, but none of them are in this silly thread. It is still quite amusing.

Originally Posted by RezDog

Confucius say many things, but none of them are in this silly thread. It is still quite amusing.

Exactly so let me legitimize this with a true quote.

Confucius say: He who learns but does not think, is lost! He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger.