Alright, all you fathers of future straight razor shavers (or anyone else who wants to chime in), tell us some stories about some of the things your little children say that just floor you!!
Let me start. At lunch today my 5 year old was gulping down his water. My wife says, "now now Joshua, you dont gulp your drink down, it's rude! Just take one swallow at a time." At this point my 3 year old pipes in and says,"Mommy, how come you gulp your drink down?" I nearly chocked on my lunch I was laughing so hard!

Who's next?