A Joke

**Jimbo** · 10-09-2015, 02:09 AM

A husband and wife attend the Royal Agricultural Show in Brisbane. They end up at the cattle section.

They pass one bull, and the sign on the gate says "3rd Prize. This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife taps her husband on the arm and says jokingly "50 times in one year? That's almost once a week! You could learn a lot from that bull!"

They both chuckle and move along.

They then pass another bull, where the sign on the gate says "2nd Prize. This bull mated 150 times last year."

This time the wife grabs her husband's arm as she says "150 times!? That's almost 3 times a week! You could learn even more from this bull!!"

Her husband smiles as they walk on.

They move on to the final display. The bull here is enormous, a very fine specimen. The sign on the gate says "First Prize. This bull mated over 365 times last year."

The wife can't contain herself. She digs her elbow into her husband's ribs as she says "365 times!!! That's once a day! You're letting the team down here. Think of how much you could learn from this bull! Could you do it 365 times in a year??"

The husband looks at his wife and says "Go ask him if it was with the same cow every night."

James.