There's definitely something fishy about this story. My sources tell me that it's actually a drop bear in a pig-suit. The govt. didn't want to start an Australia wide panic, so they disguised the drop-bear and got ASIO agents to pose as hunters.

I'm looking further into this - if you don't hear back from me in 24 hours, tell my wife I love her. Lou, you can have my Friodur. Justin, the Bergischer Lowe.

James.