Thread: Small revenges

Originally Posted by Phrank

Don't really do revenge, to me, it's like drinking poison and expecting the other person to get ill.....just my opinion.

Been a few years 40+ since I did such things..but they were suitable for the times and situations!
Remember to cut the paddle to fit the fanny! Over kill is waste!

Stuck a live opossum in the Boss's office on Friday evening,,,, it shut down the entire floor Monday until about 1pm,,, till they got a team to capture what they referred to as an "Exotic Animal".

In the 5th grade i put a praying mantis egg pod in the back of the drawer on my "favorite" teachers desk. When it hatched and what seemed like a few thousand baby mantids crawling all over her and her desk, I was the one that instantly got the blame. I guess my guilt was displayed when I was the only one that was laughing so hard I developed the hiccups as she went screaming down the hall.

For your viewing pleasure.

https://youtu.be/0MV5mb0RJLY

I really felt bad about this and I'm sorry that I did it. A bigger lady and I mean big (about 400lbs) used to come to my house. She doesn't anymore. Anyway, I had a bottle of Johnson's baby lotion in the counter for MY dry hands. She used to take it and squeeze a tremendous amount on her hands and put it all over her arms. I replaced the baby lotion with wood glue. Again, I felt really bad because I'm supposed to be protecting and helping people instead of hurting them. I apologized again and again, but she has never stepped foot in my house since. The glue came off but she had a hell of a time getting it off.

Show compassion and tolerance, even if the person doesn't deserve it. Don't be an idiot like I was!

Sounds as if it worked a treat!

Hope she got that off, however!

A revenge prank I have heard was taping an open (drain out liquid, so no mess to be seen) tuna can somewhere innocuous. Under a desk/seat etc.

One time, as a freshman in highschool, my friends and I pranked ourselves. It was exams during the winter, and we could go off campus for lunch, since we had 90 minutes to do so. A buddy and I decided to buy a roast chicken from the grocery store, then eat it in front of our lockers with the rest of our friends who brought lunches, etc. At the end of lunch, because there was no garbage near-by, we just pitched our garbage into an unused locker by our lockers. When we returned from the long weekend, we couldn't figure out what the smell was by our lockers. For two weeks. I pieced it together one day, properly disposed of a bunch of rotting food and placed an air freshener in the locker.

Freshman year in football we had a senior that was a total pr!ck to underclassman. Somewhat of an egotistical prima donna that primp and pimped like he was all that to the ladies. So I snuck over the field house early and swapped out half of his lotion with my moms Nair. After loosing all of the hair on his face, arms, legs and torso, his parents freaked out and took him to a Dr to find out why he was losing all of his hair. They thought he had some weird balding disease. It was a priceless revenge.

He eventually found out but not until everyone had their fun making fun of McBaldy. That fall from grace was fast and hard for him.

The coaches had to talk to us about doing the right thing and making good choices since no-one fessed up.