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    Monday morning you wake up to a commotion outside your door. There's a bunch of military guys and Secret Service Guys and they tell you that for the next 30 days you are the CEO of this country. You have absolute power to do anything. You can even fire everyone in Govt from the President to Congress on down. You have no limits.

    Two questions here:

    Would you accept or go back to bed?

    If you accept what would you do with this power?

    If you hail from another country the question is the same.
    No matter how many men you kill you can't kill your successor-Emperor Nero

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    I'd accept the job.

    1. Mandate that ALL homes contain a bottle of Pinaud, bought from my warehouse supply's.
    2. Anyone caught with a Gold Dollar Razor must wear Lilac Vegetal the remainder of the 30 days.
    3. Ban Sharptonn from honing anyone else's razor,,, give us all a break.
    4. I would mandate that Utopian, T.C., Wullie, Tom, Cudarunner & Jimmy attend Ballet & Dance classes 4 hours a day, weekends included.

    I'll think of some more in a few ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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    I'm not sure that my tutu fits any more.

    I know this outfit doesn't fit, and those heels hurt my feet.

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    Oh my !! Not sure I should hit the "Like" button for that.

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    Definitely not. Really the thing I didn't like about the outfit the most was the black nail polish!

    Anyway, as El Supremo, I could wear anything I want.

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    I wondered about you, now I know, not that there is anything wrong with that.........

    NO HIRLAU< DON'T hit the like button. YUK!!

    I'd accept and start Hanging Criminal politicians for Treason, somebody has to do it and I'll work for FREE.
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    I wonder if those ballet slippers come in a size 12.5 and in Camo? Tc
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    Quote Originally Posted by tcrideshd View Post
    I wonder if those ballet slippers come in a size 12.5 and in Camo? Tc
    I don't know about the slippers,
    But,,,
    The Tutu will hold a Springfield Armory XD Jerky Dispenser.


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    I bet it would be a perfect concealed outfit, cause if your looking at me that hard to find it, I worry about you! Tc
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    Scrap the size 14 US heels for me, I end up being 6'7" and far to smashing.

    If I had the power, PayPal must be accepted everywhere, and on-line coupons would never expire.

    Also, BIGO would be mandated, and with Hirlau as my VP - Pinaud will be North America's Brand Splash along with mandatory shaving on Fridays.

    Edited to add: I'd have to spend some time formulating policy around W&B's razors, may have to confiscate a majority of them. All Dubl Ducks would be required to be turned in for inspection to Chevhead and returned or kept on his decision.

    Ohh...and Bieber stays in the US....
    Last edited by Phrank; 06-18-2016 at 08:27 PM.
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