Funny thing about my idea for this one, it's not even mine or who told me about it. My father belongs to a golf forum and was quite surprised that there wasn't something similar. Apparently there's an "Of The Day" for anything imaginable over there. I perused a bit on the google machine and could find one. I supposed if it had created issues in the past and been deleted, mods may want to jump the gun and kill this one. I enjoy deja-vu, but others may not feel the same.

So, for my rant of the day...

The story of the egg.

I make the same breakfast every morning. Well, the same lunch too, but that's neither here nor there. It's a simple 2 eggs over-easy, ontop of a slice of cheese on toast. 3 stripes of ketchup into delicious heavenly bliss to start my morning.

This morning was like any other, I woke up later than I meant to (as usual) and started the kettle for my french press. Threw the frying pan on the oven with approximately 1/2 tablespoon of butter, put the heat on low, while I was brushing my teeth. Run through my routine while the butter melts and heats up. Nab my eggs and cheese out of the ice box, don't forget to put the dang bread in the toaster, again. Pull out the eggs. Turned to just look at my kettle for some reason and promptly heard that "you just dropped an egg on the floor" noise. If you don't know what it is, drop an egg on the floor, it's very distinctive. Not that I have ever done this before...

Nice gooey egg white on my foot, running late and the most PITA thing to clean off of a floor.

What a way to start the week....

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