I go to this bar every dang Friday for my weekly burger. I need that red meat and they make them at 1/2 lb. Plus the owner is a solid guy.

So, I go in for my usual and had to sit down at a table. Of course, I had to sit in the section of one of the worst waiters I have ever seen in my life. He only has 4 tables and takes forever just to take a dang empty glass, averages 7-10 minutes just to grab a glass. So, I'm sitting there. Food all cleared and an empty at the edge of the table. He walks up takes JUST THE NAPKINS and walks off. He had to reach AROUND the glass to grab 2 napkins. That was it, I went from annoyed to angry. I leave the table and belly up to the bar, since a few seats open up and my buddy is tending bar. I get my beer myself and he proceeds to refuse to change over the ticket to the bar. I tell my gf that she has to talk to him or I'm going to go Gordon Ramsey on him. She asks him for the bill and to put it on my card, they have it saved on file, that is how long I have been going there. It takes him over 15 minutes to give me my bill. I was going to give him zero tip, but it usually pisses off servers more with a low tip. Total was 46.25, gave him 3.75. He was calling me an asshole up and down at the register.