Thread: A Co-Operative Novel: 3 Words at a Time

Horrified, Larry ran a hand over the doorknob and contemplated his options. Outside the tornado was building to monumental proportions. Still, compared to Della it was less than satifying to get blown by a glass blower's apprentice thought Larry. "Why not, she's nice and smooth and nobody will know unless somehow we're sucked outside, but just then the door flew off the hinges and the wind sucked Della out. Her wig and Larry's pants both flew off along the road towards the gay bar where someone grabbed Larry's Leisure suit pants and jumped when he saw the crotch extension with the finger in the wig sticking out of the right front pocket along with Della's false teeth. Back at Larry's house, Larry was hurriedly dressing when suddenly the police impersonators from the Village People blew in the skylight and landed right where Della's leg, still covered in copenhagen juice, saliva, upon the bed, was laying. Unfortunately, it was Della's speciaI high priestess of the buddha dress leg that contained a secespita, finely honed, hidden in a spring loaded trap door. As it snapped open it revealed an enormous surprise not unlike Larry's favourite W&B razor, a Williams restoration that he fondled ever so gently while dreaming of how it would make Pam's back so smooth and ever so sexy. Slowly but surely she would realize that he would feed her frogs to the Fugu priestesses during the annual fertility festival where frogs were ceremonially filleted and their legs wrapped in bacon strips then carefully fed, via a huge funnel into a 'hopper' above the naked gyrating dancers. Meanwhile, the naked dancers waved restored straight razor emblazoned flags while on trampolines. Naked trampoline dancers give me neckaches. The first impersonator was Harry Houdini's cousin twice removed from the tavern dressed as inspector Clouseau's old nemesis, Gaye DePoof, who replaced Cato after the Green Hornet sugar-daddy scandal made headlines. "Sassafras" said Bruce Lee as he headed up Wu-Dan mountain.

At the top, Shu Lien waited by the trail to the overlook.

Horrified, Larry ran a hand over the doorknob and contemplated his options. Outside the tornado was building to monumental proportions. Still, compared to Della it was less than satifying to get blown by a glass blower's apprentice thought Larry. "Why not, she's nice and smooth and nobody will know unless somehow we're sucked outside, but just then the door flew off the hinges and the wind sucked Della out. Her wig and Larry's pants both flew off along the road towards the gay bar where someone grabbed Larry's Leisure suit pants and jumped when he saw the crotch extension with the finger in the wig sticking out of the right front pocket along with Della's false teeth. Back at Larry's house, Larry was hurriedly dressing when suddenly the police impersonators from the Village People blew in the skylight and landed right where Della's leg, still covered in copenhagen juice, saliva, upon the bed, was laying. Unfortunately, it was Della's speciaI high priestess of the buddha dress leg that contained a secespita, finely honed, hidden in a spring loaded trap door. As it snapped open it revealed an enormous surprise not unlike Larry's favourite W&B razor, a Williams restoration that he fondled ever so gently while dreaming of how it would make Pam's back so smooth and ever so sexy. Slowly but surely she would realize that he would feed her frogs to the Fugu priestesses during the annual fertility festival where frogs were ceremonially filleted and their legs wrapped in bacon strips then carefully fed, via a huge funnel into a 'hopper' above the naked gyrating dancers. Meanwhile, the naked dancers waved restored straight razor emblazoned flags while on trampolines. Naked trampoline dancers give me neckaches. The first impersonator was Harry Houdini's cousin twice removed from the tavern dressed as inspector Clouseau's old nemesis, Gaye DePoof, who replaced Cato after the Green Hornet sugar-daddy scandal made headlines. "Sassafras" said Bruce Lee as he headed up Wu-Dan mountain.

At the top, Shu Lien waited by the trail to the overlook. Overseeing as euminide

At the top, Shu Lien waited by the trail to the overlook. Overseeing as euminides would have wanted

At the top, Shu Lien waited by the trail to the overlook. Overseeing as euminides would have wanted, Shu moved in for

At the top, Shu Lien waited by the trail to the overlook. Overseeing as euminides would have wanted, Shu moved in for the Green Destiny

At the top, Shu Lien waited by the trail to the overlook. Overseeing as euminides would have wanted, Shu moved in for the Green Destiny but saw "made

At the top, Shu Lien waited by the trail to the overlook. Overseeing as euminides would have wanted, Shu moved in for the Green Destiny but saw "made in China" atop

At the top, Shu Lien waited by the trail to the overlook. Overseeing as euminides would have wanted, Shu moved in for the Green Destiny but saw "made in China" atop the velvet lined

At the top, Shu Lien waited by the trail to the overlook. Overseeing as euminides would have wanted, Shu moved in for the Green Destiny but saw "made in China" atop the velvet lined case that was

At the top, Shu Lien waited by the trail to the overlook. Overseeing as euminides would have wanted, Shu moved in for the Green Destiny but saw "made in China" atop the velvet lined case that was carefully hidden beneath