[quote=Jonedangerousli;134267]Justin Devine, renowned knife swallower came down the path to show off his shiny new mirroed shoes. Now, these were not the shoes he bought in payless, they were sleek Italian designer ones, made in Milan, Ohio. They were knockoffs of the famous brand "Hillary's Feminine Looking Male Tip Toe Shoes." Blue dress notwithstanding, they looked spectacular, easy to clean, can julienne fries. Justin was beaming as he spoke: "Welcome, friends! Today is a special day. As you embark on this epic journey remember not to eat less than half of the special if it's offered to you 3 or more times in a day. If you refuse my love I just might die from exhaustion right away. Truly you can see it can be extremely difficult to get three words that fail to make any sense if you try hard. See? That last bit had nothing related to shoes. However it did go to show and tell for his step-son Booblyboobly that his daddy, world renowned comic and dangerous psychopathic murderer