Hey, thou fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragons!!!

[Phrank]

As a service to our members, who are mostly a bunch of mewling, onion-eyed, horn-beasts, where occasionally things can get heated in various discussions, I thought I'd provide to all forum members the following in the interests of future and ongoing civility:

The Shakespearean Insult Kit



Now fob-off and have at it.....