Thread: ice fleas

Do they crawl into your boots and bite you?
That's what fleas do around here.

Originally Posted by sharptonn

Do they crawl into your boots and bite you?
That's what fleas do around here.

I don't see how,
Could you crawl up a building after pushing a heavy female around all day?

Originally Posted by sharptonn

Do they crawl into your boots and bite you?
That's what fleas do around here.

We all know in Texas things are bigger and meaner!

Originally Posted by 32t

We all know in Texas things are bigger and meaner!

Are we talking about women or fleas?

Originally Posted by Marshal

Are we talking about women or fleas?

We are talking about fleas.

But you might have a good point.....................

Well, TBH, the women are generally bigger and meaner down here as well.

Thing about fleas....
You can don a pair of white socks and sit with your feet on the floor a bit...
Look down and see where you stand.

With women. Notsomuch.

So many jokes that could be cracked there, but in the interest of keeping things couth...

I wonder how many fleas I've eaten in the form of snow cream.