Thread: Nominee for "Worst Names of All Time"

Here are a bunch of cringe worthy names.

Originally Posted by Steelforge

I feel sorry for Mr Ufuk Uras.

http://www.turkishdailynews.com.tr/a...?enewsid=78467

"He's doing eighty years on an opium bust. I never saw a man take to a Turkish prison so quickly."

Here is one I could never figure out: The male first name 'Hyman.'

And, I kid you not, I worked with a man once whose last name was 'Yankoff.'

- Michael

Originally Posted by scarface

Seaman, Creamer & Jizz

-you're welcome

-whatever

-Lou

When I was on the beat in Baltimore, a citizen was arrested named Nosmo King Jones. It seems his mom was waiting for a room in the hospital and felt that some of the information posted on the walls would make a fine name for her newborn, especially whaen the notice was spread across double swinging doors. Apparently, it was a busy night, as I am guessing she never saw both doors closed at once....that, or it was the epidural....

Nosmo King = No Smoking



Greg

When I was in college (1st year I think), there was a kid whose last name was 'sperm'.

And a woman friend of my mine has the last name 'tits'

We play this game at dinner parties alot - what is the funniest name of a real person that you know. Mine is Janet Crapster, an architect I used to work with, she was pretty and single, if it were me I would have gotten married asap! MY wifes is Fatty Mansauer. We were at a dinner party with a friend who works for the passport agency, she said they have a collection of photocopies ther of some real doozies. I cant remember any right now, but needless to say -- she won.

The winner gets a Dorko razor ...

I used to know a guy named Pietre Wonderlick...