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  1. 10-01-2007, 02:03 AM #1
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    To my darling husband,

    Before you return from your trip I just want to let you know about the
    small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the
    driveway.Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please
    don't worry too much about me.

    I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
    accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The
    garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt
    when it bumped into your car.
    I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you
    will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my
    sweetheart.

    I am enclosing a picture for you.

    I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

    Your loving wife. XXX

    P. S. Your girlfriend called.


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  2. 10-01-2007, 02:58 AM #2
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    I think I know that woman
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  3. 10-01-2007, 03:02 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMS View Post
    I think I know that woman
    My wife sent that email to me...and I have an F250...I wonder if I should be worried lol
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  4. 10-01-2007, 03:05 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by JLStorm View Post
    My wife sent that email to me...and I have an F250...I wonder if I should be worried lol
    It sounds a bit like a warning, you know, "Don't you dare even think of cheating on me!", sort of thing!
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  5. 10-01-2007, 05:29 AM #5
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    What boggles my mind is that he has a plaino F150- and a Ferrari. If I could afford a Ferrari, I wouldn't be driving that crappy thing. But then, I always was a Chevy guy
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  7. 10-01-2007, 12:04 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by JLStorm View Post
    My wife sent that email to me...and I have an F250...I wonder if I should be worried lol
    You'll be fine as long as she doesn't find out about your girlfriends
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  8. 10-01-2007, 07:25 PM #8
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    Man, that's a great letter and pic.
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