2 years ago i went to walmart and bought a kids (ages 5-7) robin hood costume and squeezed into it, so pants that i think were meant to be loose on a kid turned into spandex shorts (they only went down to my knees lol)

last year, i thought to myself "how can i one up robin hood and spandex pants) so i went to walmart and boughts a kids spiderman costume. again something that was probably supposed to be loose on a little kid turned into (with great difficulty mind you) a full body spandex suit. I stuffed a sock down my drawers to relieve the camel toe the suit gave me and i couldn't do up the back so all night i was walking around with a bare back. someone asked me when i donned my costume for the first time "how are you going to th bathroom?" to which i replied "i'm not! because if i have to take this suit off it aint going back on!"

so this year my thought is "how on earth do i one up a full body spandex spiderman suit!". so here's what i'm thinking. I'm gonna go to walmart and - no i'm not buying a kids costume...yet - buy a pair of womens beige colored underwear. (something like this: http://www.spanx.com/pls/enetrixp/!s...35.680893.page), pin a leaf to my crotch and be Adam

watcha think?