Thread: What are you derssing up as for Halloween?

2 years ago i went to walmart and bought a kids (ages 5-7) robin hood costume and squeezed into it, so pants that i think were meant to be loose on a kid turned into spandex shorts (they only went down to my knees lol)

last year, i thought to myself "how can i one up robin hood and spandex pants) so i went to walmart and boughts a kids spiderman costume. again something that was probably supposed to be loose on a little kid turned into (with great difficulty mind you) a full body spandex suit. I stuffed a sock down my drawers to relieve the camel toe the suit gave me and i couldn't do up the back so all night i was walking around with a bare back. someone asked me when i donned my costume for the first time "how are you going to th bathroom?" to which i replied "i'm not! because if i have to take this suit off it aint going back on!"

so this year my thought is "how on earth do i one up a full body spandex spiderman suit!". so here's what i'm thinking. I'm gonna go to walmart and - no i'm not buying a kids costume...yet - buy a pair of womens beige colored underwear. (something like this: http://www.spanx.com/pls/enetrixp/!s...35.680893.page), pin a leaf to my crotch and be Adam

watcha think?

Originally Posted by edk442

buy a pair of womens beige colored underwear. (something like this: http://www.spanx.com/pls/enetrixp/!s...35.680893.page), pin a leaf to my crotch and be Adam

watcha think?

You'll be more like Eve, you gorgeous girl

All the commando shavers out there could just turn up in their "shaving outfit" with straight in hand... it would sure scare the bejeezus out of me!

I'd dress like Osama, but I don't think the airport security would see the humor in the situation, so I guess I'll have to forgo a costume this time around

I'm going to be either a cowboy or a fireman!


Ohh, the questions was "dress up as".....Opps, I thought you menat what was I going to be when I grow up . At 51 I'm still not sure.


Tony

I'm growing my hair out a little long, slicking it back, and being the phantom of the opera.

Next year I'm thinking about getting a Zoot suit, flattening my Zeepk's edge, and going as a mobster.

Happy birthday Noam!

Actually, I'll be going as a sultan - my lady and her friends are coming as my harem. Since the party is at a clothing optional resort - I doubt I'll be posting any pictures here.