Conspiracy theories! Why the forum went down.

[Nickelking]

Don't you find it odd that the forums went down with the only backup being just before the longer Sweeney Todd trailer came out? Suddenly there are no more criticisms as to Depps stropping/shaving technique.

I think Depp and Burton convinced the distributor to hire a hacker to destroy the database back to that point so that the stropping technique wouldn't be counted as a fault while the Oscars go into the final voting process.

Go ahead! Prove me wrong, I won't listen to any rational arguments!


Curse you Jonny Depp!!!

[JMS]

No no no...you don't understand!
The powers that be just wanted to make a little more room in my head, thats all!

[crichton]

So.....it really wasn't the Russians?

[custommartini]

no guys, all wrong. You see, I have a source (my dad's brother's father's only grandson) that told me that it was gilette. They launched a satellite in partnership with...uh...martians...yeah.

[majurey]

Brendon

You're up late! Watchoo up to? Hacking into the db again?

M.

[Steelforge]

Someone forgot to feed the hamster.

[Agoge1]

no guys, all wrong. You see, I have a source (my dad's brother's father's only grandson)

Love it...

[Bruno]

So.....it really wasn't the Russians?

Where have you been?

It's al-qaeda of course. The lack of evidence proves it was a professional terrorist organization. This would make much more sense than any logical explanation.

I say we freeze their assets, order a preemptive strike to invade them just in case, and then ship off what's left to guantanamo. Of course they will deny. what terrorist wouldn't.

And don't you dare diagree. Or you're being unpatriotic. Come to think of it... Maybe your're one of them.
Yeah! if you had nothing to hide, you wouldn't need privacy. Hah.

Or... maybe it was a hardware problem after all.

[Kenrup]

Yaw'll have it wrong. It was global warming got us!

[FiReSTaRT]

Guys, you're way off.. X and Josh felt threatened with my rising post count (don't forget that whoever gets to 10,000 posts first gets customs from Robert, Joe and Lido ) and crashed the server to set me back